2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

beelzebrox:

My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just

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fennec-foxxy:

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

do you ever read somebody else’s blog everyday just to check on them

kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

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trextrying:

T-Rex Trying to get ice from the soda machine…

#TRexTrying

little-witchh:

jawnpalace:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

They have eye mustaches.

When its red it looks like one of the bird guys from the Labyrinth

castihalo:

sam is beginning to get desperate

sydriantroylerlock:

If I was an author I would so do this.